SEVEN AGES OF A WOMAN: HER RIGHT AGE AND 6 WILD GUESSES.
TEACHER TO MOTHER, "YOUR SON SMELLS".
MOTHER TO TEACHER, "HE IS NO ROSE SO TEACH HIM, DON'T SMELL HIM".
TRIPLETS BORN-MOTHER SAYS, "WE WILL TAKE THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE".
OLD LADY IS LIKE A BLOTTER WHEN SHE IS LISTENING, SHE SOAKS IT ALL UP BUT GETS IT ALL BACKWARD.
PERFUME-GOOD TO SNIFF BUT NOT TO SWALLOW.
30 IS A NICE AGE FOR A WOMAN IF SHE HAPPENS TO BE 40.
JUDGE TO A WOMAN..."STATE YOUR AGE"
WOMAN.. "42 AND A FEW MONTHS "
JUDGE..."HOW MANY MONTHS?"
WOMAN..."108"
WHEN A MAN HAS A BIRTHDAY HE TAKES A DAY OFF...
WHEN A WOMAN HAS A BIRTHDAY SHE TAKES A YEAR OFF...
THOSE WHO THINK YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU
SHOULD SEE MY WIFE PACK FOR A WEEKEND TRIP.
