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Nov 10 11 12:12 PM
Milbrat57 wrote:The iron fence around the Prime Minister'sresidence at 24 Sussex Drive was in need ofrepair and contractors from Alberta, Quebecand Newfoundland were bidding for the job sothe three of them went to look at the job tobe done along with a government official.The Alberta contractor took out a measuringtape, did some calculations and announced. "Ifigure the job will run about $900. of which$400. is for materials, $400. for my crewand $100. of profit for me"The Newfie contractor then measured the area,did some figuring and announced, "I can do thejob for $700. being $300. for materials, $300.for my crew and $100. profit for me.The Quebec contractor didn't measure anything and didn't do any calculations, simply leaning overto the government official and whispering "$2,700."The government official turned back to him saying,"You didn't even measure or calculate like the otherguys, so how do you come up with such a big amount?"The Quebec contractor whispers back to him, " $1,000.for me. $1,000. for you and we hire the Newfie to dothe job""Done" replies the government official.
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