Milbrat57 wrote:
The iron fence around the Prime Minister's
residence at 24 Sussex Drive was in need of

repair and contractors from Alberta, Quebec
and Newfoundland were bidding for the job so
the three of them went to look at the job to
be done along with a government official.

The Alberta contractor took out a measuring
tape, did some calculations and announced. "I
figure the job will run about $900. of which
$400. is for materials, $400. for my crew
and $100. of profit for me"

The Newfie contractor then measured the area,
did some figuring and announced, "I can do the
job for $700. being $300. for materials, $300.
for my crew and $100. profit for me.

The Quebec contractor didn't measure anything
and didn't do any calculations, simply leaning over
to the government official and whispering "$2,700."

The government official turned back to him saying,
"You didn't even measure or calculate like the other
guys, so how do you come up with such a big amount?"

The Quebec contractor whispers back to him, " $1,000.
for me. $1,000. for you and we hire the Newfie to do
the job"

"Done" replies the government official.



 Oh shit Millies found out how the Canadian government works!!! Thats it Im sorry Millie were going to have to kill you now.